Herdeiro do Manchester United, mas não sabe jogar futebol
Acabei de atravessar para outro mundo e agora sou o prodígio das categorias de base do Manchester United. Minha estreia na Premier League está prestes a acontecer, mas eu não sei jogar futebol! O que faço? Aguardo respostas, é urgente!
Herdeiro do Manchester United, mas não sabe jogar futebol
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“Produced by Manchester United’s Youth Academy! Tonight, the 18-year-old prodigy from Huaguo may make his Premier League debut: skill, potential, and challenge.”
“Long-awaited—after years, the top five leagues will once again feature a Huaguo player!”
“The Red Devils’ Crown Prince: a supernova midfielder combining the talents of Pirlo and Xavi.”
“The pride of Huaguo football.”
“Ten goals and twenty-four assists in a single youth season; two assists and one goal in the Youth Champions League final—the Theatre of Dreams is about to unveil the beginning of a legend.”
One headline after another ignited the internet in Huaguo.
Major media outlets rushed to report, hoping that tonight’s Premier League debut of the Huaguo youngster would ease the pain left by ‘National Team’s 1–5 loss to Thailand’ for the fans.
As night fell and city lights glimmered, people dragged their weary bodies home, excitedly turned on their televisions, and waited with anticipation for the 2014/15 Premier League opener: Manchester United vs Swansea.
Two hours remained until kickoff.
Occasionally, the TV screen displayed highlight reels of Li Luo’s matches, stirring the hearts of countless Huaguo fans.
In every street and alley, heated discussions broke out.
“Instep cut, 360-degree turn, evading a flying tackle?”
“Outside-of-foot cut, half turn, escaping pressure?”
“The V-shaped pull-back.”
“Reverse breakthrough with a drag-back.”
“Step-over and nutmeg!”
“Every time he breaks free from pressu
